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Asunto: »Funny Things

2009-03-17 16:48:03
Bulgarian is in US embassy for visa

Consul : What is your name?
Bulgarian: Ganio Balkanski
Consul: Sex?
Bulgarian: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Bulgarian: Both male and female and sometimes even donkey.
Consul: Holy cow!
Bulgarian: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile
Bulgarian: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh.......... dear!
Bulgarian: Deer? No deer, they run too fast


:D:D:D
2009-03-17 16:59:00
old, but I know the joke with arabs...
2009-03-17 17:15:52
old but gold you know :)
2009-03-17 18:09:47
Yep, same here. ;)
2009-03-17 21:29:55
2009-03-17 22:19:53
=))))))0
2009-03-17 22:56:56
lol
2009-03-17 23:04:32
is this chuck?
2009-03-17 23:08:17
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
2009-03-17 23:58:58
2009-03-18 08:40:41
he's cute ^^
2009-03-18 10:28:39
wait untill he puts his commandoknife in your foot en shoots your balls of with his machinegun :)
2009-03-18 11:02:07
:D
2009-03-18 11:19:32
He can do that, he's an elite fighter, just look at his medal!!
2009-03-18 11:29:27
it's my nut soldier ;D
2009-03-18 12:18:44
haha yeah.. that soldier looks "nuts"