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well if you have been drunk then you notice fat girls get slimmer as well so.. everyone makes mistakes once in a while
We have a saying:
"Alcohol is the broom of the mankind."
And you czech took it to another level a while ago. And i think that Poland copied it few months later iirc. ;-)
"Alcohol is the broom of the mankind."
And you czech took it to another level a while ago. And i think that Poland copied it few months later iirc. ;-)
yea well yesterday some avarage looking chicks tried to get me drunk so they bought me drinks and shit. and yea they did turn quite scoreable after some drinks.
but don´t worry man, being "not a big drinker" can be a benefitial strategy. you can save massive amounts of money on booze cuz bitches think u can´t handle too much alcohol so they buy you alcohol so that they could "abuse" you later at their place.. at least that is one theory why I never have to pay for my drinks. been fucked up drunk for 2 days in a row, been around in different clubs and shit and all I´ve bought for my own money is 2 shots :D. one for me and one for my friend.
though sometimes I feel like a douchebag for letting women buy me drinks. but oh well, I don´t ask them to
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but don´t worry man, being "not a big drinker" can be a benefitial strategy. you can save massive amounts of money on booze cuz bitches think u can´t handle too much alcohol so they buy you alcohol so that they could "abuse" you later at their place.. at least that is one theory why I never have to pay for my drinks. been fucked up drunk for 2 days in a row, been around in different clubs and shit and all I´ve bought for my own money is 2 shots :D. one for me and one for my friend.
though sometimes I feel like a douchebag for letting women buy me drinks. but oh well, I don´t ask them to
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I didn´t know there are people in czech who don´t drink alcohol
weren´t u nr 1 country in europe in terms of booze amount per person country some years ago? weren´t u czechs those sons of a bitches who took the gold medal from us so we had to accept the 2nd place ?
weren´t u nr 1 country in europe in terms of booze amount per person country some years ago? weren´t u czechs those sons of a bitches who took the gold medal from us so we had to accept the 2nd place ?
though I must say I admire people like you. you are like my mom and dad
I am not czech ;-). I am slovak with german roots.
And i am proud of it that i was never drunk.
And its off topic. Or at least i dont see others find it funny :D
And i am proud of it that i was never drunk.
And its off topic. Or at least i dont see others find it funny :D
Glad not being drunk once in my life
Seriously, never? I mean: not once, just a little bit?
And don't you drink at all? Or do you just drink not much? Or can you tollerate an immense amount of alcohol without being drunk?
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Seriously, never? I mean: not once, just a little bit?
And don't you drink at all? Or do you just drink not much? Or can you tollerate an immense amount of alcohol without being drunk?
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I dont drink at all. But that does not mean that i did not ever tasted alcohol.