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The Netherlands video and Namibia video (gone viral already, many have seen it) are comedy, made in other countries.

And the Netherlands video is about introducing the Netherlands to Trump, not that much about Trump.

In the style of this one about refugees, the Netherlands and Denmark, also funny :P (No, no Trump at all!)



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So for those who want to laugh, these are the videos. NO, not simple Trump basing, it's actually funny.


Shithole Nambia, made by people from Namibia about Namibia... :P




I think this one was more funny, made by Lubach about the Netherlands :P

how much time you spend with trump ? you want to blame america because he was elected democratic ?
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let it go, trump is nobody

http://trumpdonald.org/

ahhahahaahhaahha niceeeeeeeee

It is (mainly) about the Netherlands, Denmark and Namibia. READ AND WATCH before you post stupid comments.


For example, this video has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !!!! to do with Trump:



Denmark made a video to discourage refugees to come to Denmark, this is the Dutch version.
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this is clearly about Trump...







(naaaah, just messin' with ya :)

Trump trump

Not all funny, but the guy at the end @3.03 owns this video :P

Hahaha

XDDDD

10 Things I Never Want To Hear From A Woman Again

Women say a lot of things. Most of those things are not in favor of men. Here are 10 things I never want to hear from a woman/girl again. I'm not saying I'm some kind of expert (I'd have to be a woman for that), but ladies, I hate it when you say:

10. "Nothing" after being asked "What's wrong?"
It's never "nothing". It's always something. She just doesn't wanna tell you. She wants to sit there and mope and bottle it up until she decides to explode in your face about it at a random, unrelated point in time. Be prepared, be alert and sleep with one eye open if you hear this.

9. "I'm fine." after being asked "How are you?"
Usually that's true. But sometimes women say this with a certain look in their eyes that leads to point 10. Exploding in your face about something you already forgot about.

8. "You're cute."
In my case that usually means:"Well, you're no Brad Pitt, but you'll have to do."

7. "I'll be ready in 5 minutes."
No you won't. She's gonna be at least 30 minutes and everytime you ask they promise "5 more minutes" that turn into 30 more minutes. And you better not dare comment on her clothes or make-up when she's ready.

6. "I'm just having a shitty day."
Time of the month. If you don't run, she'll bite your head off.

5. "Sure, go out with your friends."
She says 'sure', but you better be damn quiet when you come home and hope she's not waiting behind the door with a bat!

4. "(I think) we need to talk."
Gentlemen, this is not a good sign. Because 9 out of 10 times this ends bad for us. It's never "We need to talk. I think you're so awesome, I bought you this medal". It's always "We need to talk. I think we need some time apart".

3. "Does this make me look fat?"
Never ever answer 'yes' to this (obviously), even if it's true. And don't answer 'no' to fast because they'll think you're lying. Take a second or two to (fake) think and answer your sincerest 'No". But ladies, stop asking. Don't put us in that position because we won't answer 'yes' anyway. We value our lives.

2. "I think of you more like a brother/friend."
Ugh, that one's been thrown in my face so much I should just punch the next woman who says this to me. Seriously, even if it's true: I don't want to hear that.

1. "It's not you, it's me."
Listen, babe, if it's not you than how come I hear this from every woman who breaks up with me. I've done the math and it just doesn't add up. It's me. Don't lie. Don't treat me like I might break down and cry. I can take it. (I heard this one today. It was a stab in the heart.)

P.S. I do admit I'm a pain in the ass most of the times, so I usually deserve getting my head chewed off. Women who know me will confirm this without hesitation.


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