Did you just compared Him with a golden retriever? :-p

Preatchers at church...

WOOF!! WOOFWOOF!!!

you can't spell golden retriever without god

coincidence? I do not think so

I like FSM the most.

Or someone with an elephant head, or 6 arms, that would be usefull. But I guess even then you do not have enough arms to do all the things at once what you actually want to do. Just imagine how fast you can type with 6 arms, and 30 fingers! Or making cake and can lick all 30 fingers, mmmmm.

Or Ma'at, I have actually read something about that, you should do the same, the bible but more complete. But how would you know, maybe the first chapter about light and dark, but thatś about it, after that it is al quessing .... The old guys actually took the time to write down 42 commandements, just 10 is maybe enough for a lazy bastard, but not for the holy ones.

A fat guy on a lotus is not really my thing, or is he holding a lotus, not sure, But he definitely eat enough. You see, now I'm back to cooking again ... mmmmm

Now that I think of it, cooking is like religion, with enough self interpetation you can mess it up completely. And even more if you don't read and follow the recipes like you guys do with your book.

Now that I think of it, completely different subject, or not really. Maybe it is you because you didn't read that book yourself like the longhaired European dude chillin' on a cross told you before the chillin' in his part of the book (according to others who wrote it!), INFORM YOURSELF! How the hell does he know that you ask? Well, because I have read parts of it ..... NOOOOO ..... Yes I did, you should do the same. Or not, because there are parts in it, like magicaly bread and fish become more bread and fish, and magic is forbidden by the church, they hate Harry Potter. Yes they do.

Anyway ....

Or it says something about you ...... or your god is a lie.

What shall it be??

So I think it's you. In that case I would believe in a old longhaired European dude, the wizard in the skies with unicorns and flying babies. Babies and holy guys .... not the best combination, for the babies that is!! The holy dudes now what to do with kids for sure, we all know that by now.

To give you the answer, no I don't believe in wizards, they are people who used to know what to do with herbs. If it where women they would be burned, it's a mens world you know. Although, not very Christian of them. But raping kids is also not very Christian, or is it if so many do it. Think about it. No, don't think about it, would ruin your evening. Better to watch a movie with a bottle of the blood of christ.

Before I wondering of, i like FSM. And he really exists, just google it. It's written AND on the internet so it must be true. There are many followers, so they also believe in FSM, and a church! Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the believers are called Pastafarian. They are denied there rights for not being allowed their holy headpiece, DISCRIMINATION!! You are the one who should help us, the people in need! Oh, it is in that book, you will come actoss it when you read it.

About FSM again, there is even a prayer.

Pastafarian Prayer

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

R’amen

Your religion was also once suppressed, so help us, you good samaritans! This is not only in that book, but also in history books. One thing that actually is TRUE! And that is good ending to what I believe in.


I'm sorry, me again. Had to do some typo. EDIT typo it is.

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The problem for being hyper active.
Eyes read, brain freaks, hands going loco, then common sence kickes in, but then it's allready too late :-p

Fact is, your common sence have the same speed as sokker ME goalies with tragic pace :-p

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Oh sorry, I meant .....

24 But when the Pharisees heard it, they said, This fellow doth not cast out devils, but by Beelzebub the prince of the devils. (Matthew 12:24)

even Lord Jesus was accused to be a devil

15 And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:

16 I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

17 And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.

18 And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.

19 And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:

20 And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.

21 And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.

22 I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.

23 And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;

24 Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.

25 And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.

26 And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;

28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.

29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

31 And I will make your cities waste, and bring your sanctuaries unto desolation, and I will not smell the savour of your sweet odours.

32 And I will bring the land into desolation: and your enemies which dwell therein shall be astonished at it.

33 And I will scatter you among the heathen, and will draw out a sword after you: and your land shall be desolate, and your cities waste.

34 Then shall the land enjoy her sabbaths, as long as it lieth desolate, and ye be in your enemies' land; even then shall the land rest, and enjoy her sabbaths.

35 As long as it lieth desolate it shall rest; because it did not rest in your sabbaths, when ye dwelt upon it.

36 And upon them that are left alive of you I will send a faintness into their hearts in the lands of their enemies; and the sound of a shaken leaf shall chase them; and they shall flee, as fleeing from a sword; and they shall fall when none pursueth.

37 And they shall fall one upon another, as it were before a sword, when none pursueth: and ye shall have no power to stand before your enemies.

38 And ye shall perish among the heathen, and the land of your enemies shall eat you up.

39 And they that are left of you shall pine away in their iniquity in your enemies' lands; and also in the iniquities of their fathers shall they pine away with them.

40 If they shall confess their iniquity, and the iniquity of their fathers, with their trespass which they trespassed against me, and that also they have walked contrary unto me;

41 And that I also have walked contrary unto them, and have brought them into the land of their enemies; if then their uncircumcised hearts be humbled, and they then accept of the punishment of their iniquity:

42 Then will I remember my covenant with Jacob, and also my covenant with Isaac, and also my covenant with Abraham will I remember; and I will remember the land.

43 The land also shall be left of them, and shall enjoy her sabbaths, while she lieth desolate without them: and they shall accept of the punishment of their iniquity: because, even because they despised my judgments, and because their soul abhorred my statutes.

44 And yet for all that, when they be in the land of their enemies, I will not cast them away, neither will I abhor them, to destroy them utterly, and to break my covenant with them: for I am the Lord their God.

45 But I will for their sakes remember the covenant of their ancestors, whom I brought forth out of the land of Egypt in the sight of the heathen, that I might be their God: I am the Lord.

God warns jews, He don't give up on jews. simple truth

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Watchout for religious people, they can do the same as this fanatic Hippo pope prayer:






Did I say pope prayer? Oh, tiny misspell.

But I am pretty sure when Statan opens his mouth, what comes out does sound about the same!


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Music can also be spiritual, right?

A GREAT DAY FOR FREEDOM

On the day the wall came down
They threw the locks onto the ground
And with glasses high we raised a cry for freedom had arrived

On the day the wall came down
The Ship of Fools had finally run aground
Promises lit up the night like paper doves in flight

I dreamed you had left my side
No warmth, not even pride remained
And even though you needed me
It was clear that I could not do a thing for you


Now life devalues day by day
As friends and neighbours turn away
And there's a change that even with regret cannot be undone

Now frontiers shift like desert sands
While nations wash their bloodied hands
Of loyalty of history in shades of grey

I woke to the sound of drums
The music played, the morning sun streamed in
I turned and I looked at you
And all but the bitter residues slipped away... slipped away
(Guitar solo)

when you don't have arguments try to offend
note to yourself

Opened this topic after 8 days. 87 new posts.. Read 3 of them, then clicked myself to the last page. Carry on guys, you're doing an amazing job! I'm feeling closer to heaven already!

And @ Citizen: easy on the magic mushrooms!
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praise the lord buddy

You never answered my post ... kinda rude for a holy man to ignore someone who actually took the time to answer your stupid question.

CORRECTION:

self proclaimed holy man

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