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Asunto: Jokes
I mean,
if i tell the 'wait' joke, half of the people will have to think before getting it ... :)
if i tell the 'wait' joke, half of the people will have to think before getting it ... :)
maybe this one:
once upon a time, there was a very unlucky man... what I say very unlucky... extremely, the most unluckiest person ever... and as he was fishing, he got the golden fish... and because he was so unlucky, the fish told him that it'll make only a wish come true... the guy said: ok, fish... I want to have a nice life, with no worries, like a prince life, or something... the fish: ok, mister, go home and tomorrow you'll have the life you want.
the guy goes home, goes to sleep... and the next morning, a servant wakes him up: hey, ferdinand, wake up... you have to go to Sarajevo.
:))
got it?:P
once upon a time, there was a very unlucky man... what I say very unlucky... extremely, the most unluckiest person ever... and as he was fishing, he got the golden fish... and because he was so unlucky, the fish told him that it'll make only a wish come true... the guy said: ok, fish... I want to have a nice life, with no worries, like a prince life, or something... the fish: ok, mister, go home and tomorrow you'll have the life you want.
the guy goes home, goes to sleep... and the next morning, a servant wakes him up: hey, ferdinand, wake up... you have to go to Sarajevo.
:))
got it?:P
I find it brilliant :D
I told it to one of my classmates, I knew he was pretty 'narrow minded'... one hour after I told him, he's asking me: hey, mate, what was the trick at the joke you told me?' :))
I told it to one of my classmates, I knew he was pretty 'narrow minded'... one hour after I told him, he's asking me: hey, mate, what was the trick at the joke you told me?' :))
If you know something about world history, you understand it.
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the
bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other
signing, or read lips.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a
solution.
She writes a note to her husband:
'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my
right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea.
He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex
with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two
hundred and fifty
times.
marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the
bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other
signing, or read lips.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a
solution.
She writes a note to her husband:
'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my
right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea.
He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex
with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two
hundred and fifty
times.
