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Asunto: Jokes

2005-09-10 11:23:42
Damn, this is good! :D It's like in a movie or something... :P
2005-09-10 11:25:55
great joke :D
2005-09-10 11:26:33
Good one again :)
2005-09-10 11:27:39
Why did the girl fall off the swing?


































She had no arms.
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2005-09-10 11:38:22
lol..
2005-09-10 12:29:44
lolz :D
2005-09-10 12:41:49
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.



After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No, no, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth "it's just ice cream."
2005-09-10 12:44:21
rofl :D
2005-09-10 12:46:41
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."



The second friend agrees and hikes south.



The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated overhead all day.



How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
2005-09-10 12:54:56
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROFL
2005-09-10 12:55:05
OMG...rotfl:D
2005-09-10 13:19:38
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.

She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she said. "It excites him no end.

Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
2005-09-10 13:25:13
Al Bundy :)
2005-09-10 13:28:36
totally Peggy Bundy and Al Bundy :D:D
and that son was Bud, who can't get enough ;)
2005-09-10 20:24:28
Two guys are in the woods camping and one of them gets bit by a snake at his dic*.
Other one gets really nervous and calls 911 right away.
My friend got bitten from the snake and we are very deep in forest he screams. What can I do?????
Person at the other end of phone replies: No problem, just suck the poison out.
Guy ends the phone call.
What did they say asks bitten dude?
Well...
They said that....
You are going to die!
2005-09-10 20:46:45
ROFL :D:D:D:D:d LOLZ