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Asunto: Jokes
What does a pinguin says if another pinguin ask : Can i kill you ?
Nothing , this pinguin can't speak :(
Nothing , this pinguin can't speak :(
what does says a duckie to dias???
[color=#FFFFFF size=3 face=cursive]can you give me a cookie to start the [/color][party] :P
[color=#FFFFFF size=3 face=cursive]can you give me a cookie to start the [/color][party] :P
highlight the space with your mouse, they're writing in white.
I would hope that they'd use better jokes however.
I would hope that they'd use better jokes however.
and I had to do so much to read THIS kind a joke?
I feel sorry for you, though I also wasted 10 seconds of my life!
A turtle advances through Sahara desert and at a certain moment it meets a camel. The turtle asks the camel:
'You must have here a lot of ice on the ground, mustn't you?'
The camel, amazed by such a statement, answers:
'Listen turtle, you must have gone mad with ages. Where the f... ice in Sahara from? It is a desert and the temperatures don't drop under + 35 degrees here!!!'
The turtle very surprised replies:
'Than why the f... have you poured so much sand onto the ground????"
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'You must have here a lot of ice on the ground, mustn't you?'
The camel, amazed by such a statement, answers:
'Listen turtle, you must have gone mad with ages. Where the f... ice in Sahara from? It is a desert and the temperatures don't drop under + 35 degrees here!!!'
The turtle very surprised replies:
'Than why the f... have you poured so much sand onto the ground????"
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after good sex boy asked a girl "whats your name"
girl: "sorry my mother tels me DO NOT SPEAK WITH STRANGERS"
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girl: "sorry my mother tels me DO NOT SPEAK WITH STRANGERS"
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doesn't make sense to me either..
Antarctica is a desert too FTR =]
Antarctica is a desert too FTR =]
I get it!
If there is ice (for example on the roads) then we put sand on it, that the cars can drive without risk. And the turtle thinks, that if there is so much sand, then there has to be also very much ice under it.
If there is ice (for example on the roads) then we put sand on it, that the cars can drive without risk. And the turtle thinks, that if there is so much sand, then there has to be also very much ice under it.
