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Asunto: Jokes
Muyo had a problam with his sex life so he went to the counceler
''Sry doc she just aint horrny when i am doing her she just lais there doing nothing to help''
''You could try something exotic that cood tourn her on, you know like hayer a black guy to wave a palma leaf while you are making love''
so on the way back Muyo got the black guy to wave,started doing his stuf but still no responce so he asked the black guy to change spots
''As soon as the black guy started fucking her,she started yealing screeming and having multiple orgasams''
''You see howe are you suposed to wave the leaf''
(said Muyo)
''Sry doc she just aint horrny when i am doing her she just lais there doing nothing to help''
''You could try something exotic that cood tourn her on, you know like hayer a black guy to wave a palma leaf while you are making love''
so on the way back Muyo got the black guy to wave,started doing his stuf but still no responce so he asked the black guy to change spots
''As soon as the black guy started fucking her,she started yealing screeming and having multiple orgasams''
''You see howe are you suposed to wave the leaf''
(said Muyo)
Long time, no post..
A duck walks into a bar and pops a question
Duck: Do you have bread?
Bartender: No
Duck: Do you have bread?
Bartender: No, we don't
Duck: Do you have bread?
Bartender: No, we don't have any damn bread
Duck: Do you have bread?
Bartender: No, and if you ask one more time I will nail you to the bardesk, annoying piece of shit!
Duck: Do you have nails?
Bartender: No
Duck: Do you have bread?
A duck walks into a bar and pops a question
Duck: Do you have bread?
Bartender: No
Duck: Do you have bread?
Bartender: No, we don't
Duck: Do you have bread?
Bartender: No, we don't have any damn bread
Duck: Do you have bread?
Bartender: No, and if you ask one more time I will nail you to the bardesk, annoying piece of shit!
Duck: Do you have nails?
Bartender: No
Duck: Do you have bread?
damn, the best one I have ever heard. Now I have a good and funny joke which I can tell to all my friends.
Your wife and your mother-in-law jumps from the top of the Eiffel Tower at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
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Who cares? :-)
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Who cares? :-)
I hope my mother-in-law hits the ground first, then maybe my wife will live to tell the tale.. :P
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we
were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in
the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy
son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a
lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when
they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when
the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet
is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose
right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we
were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in
the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy
son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a
lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when
they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when
the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet
is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose
right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
