Asunto: Jokes

how can you increase womans freedom?

Increasing the kitchen


another:

-a woman goes to a library, and tells the libraryworkeer: "excuse me, where can i find books about woman freedoms?", and he asks her: Sure, third floor, in science fiction

A Couple I Heard

A little girl was going for a haircut today and as she was going to the barbers, she was eating a muffin. She reached the barbers still munching her muffin then sat on the seat ready to have her hair cut, STILL EATING HER MUFFIN.

The barber then said to the little girl "You do know you will get hair on your muffin."

The Little Girl Then Replied "I Know, Mum said i was going to get some boobs aswell" :P


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Bit of a childish one but, Where does a Pirate go shopping? ARRRRGHgos
(editado)

no, just.... no :(

what do you call an indian liar?

asif

;)

Guy and his girlfriend are in a car, guy says "If I drive at 100mph will you undress?" She thinks about it and agrees, so when the speedometer reaches 100 she starts taking her clothes off. Distracted, the guy crashes into a hedge and the woman loses all her clothes. The drivers side has been crushed on the guy and he shouts "GO AND GET SOME HELP!" She goes "I CAN'T I'M NAKED!" so he takes his shoe off and says "cover your crotch with this. Now go!" She goes "Okay".

After a while she reaches a service station with an elderly lady behind the till. She shouts "HELP, HELP MY BOYFRIEND'S STUCK!" The old lady takes one look at the shoe and says "sorry miss, he's too far in"

:)

Why Helen Keller can't drive?

She's a woman !

maybe she's a shemale :))

with the muffin and last one were super =))

Thank you very much

What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
Don't ask her out again

lol

Its World War II, the first train track to the northen part of the Netherlands is finished. A German soldier, a nun, a beautiful blonde and a Dutch farmer share a cabin in the train. The train passes a tunnel, for a few moments the cabin is pitch black. When they pass the tunnel everyone sees that the German soldier suddenly has a black eye. Everyone starts to think about how this could have happened. The Nun starts thinking:'That filthy soldier, he grabbed that beautiful girl and luckely she could give him a punch'. The Blonde thinks:'That filthy soldier tried to grab me, but he grabbed the nun and she give him a good punch!' The German thinks:'That dirty farmer grabbed that blonde, and she tried to fight back but hit me!' The Dutch Farmer thinks:'At the next tunnel I'll punch that German in the face again!'

nice one =))

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
nobody knows what went on up there
But Jill came down with a daughter."

Dirty boy

pail not pale

it was another i heard when in somerset, i'm starting to remember them in pieces.

your jokes jest.

jest in what way?