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a foot on the throat is very effective.

don't borrow it, that might involve me having to be there. just copy it.

my mum made a good job aswell.
my dad wanted to name me Eusebius.
would not have had many friends at school with such a name.
not that I had any.
at least we would have been someone.
you Bounty's Masters Mate and me father of christian church.

I have a friend called Simric, he lives in South Africa now. His father was a linguist, and Simric's name is a form of linguists joke.

The name is a combination of Richard and Simon. If you remove the letters that consitute his name you are left with, well, I'll let you work it out for yourselves...

your mate's dad is an idiot, that is not a linguistic joke, it is a schoolboy one!

Anyway getting back on topic, I thought I would post a new trainee I bought, not so much for the skills but the name. I hope he will play with the soon-to-be-great Chopper Wibble one day.

Margo Pops, age: 18
value: 39 750 £, wage: 630 £
club: Jaize Angels, country: Eesti
solid form, tragic tactical discipline

average stamina, tragic keeper
average pace, average defender
excellent technique, average playmaker
hopeless passing, tragic striker

your mate's dad is an idiot, that is not a linguistic joke, it is a schoolboy one!

I'm agree, sadly.

Formidable +3 Junior Graph: -----/-------/------/------/---

Brad Clubley, age: 18
value: 32 100 £, wage: 525 £
club: OwnedYourMum FC, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

adequate stamina, hopeless keeper
weak pace, good defender
poor technique, hopeless playmaker
solid passing, weak striker

Will be listed soon.

I had three juniors arrive today - Average +4, Very Good +0 and a talented Outstanding +0, and all three are sacking material. Very disappointing.

Exc + 2 4.5 week popper

Hugh Poole, age: 18
value: 60 300 £, wage: 795 £
club: Forest Reserves, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline


average stamina, adequate keeper
very good pace, unsatisfactory defender
unsatisfactory technique, unsatisfactory playmaker
unsatisfactory passing, unsatisfactory striker

Surely a great keeper trainee as aged 18 :)
(editado)

Outstanding +4, very close to incredible.

Samuel Ellard, age: 19
value: 75 450 £, wage: 990 £
club: Norwich City Nil, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

tragic stamina, hopeless keeper
weak pace, very good defender
good technique, excellent playmaker
solid passing, hopeless striker

I'm training pace, so a nice DEF / MID for me.

My first youth for half a season. Average but only in juniors for 2 weeks. Will be sacked most likely.

Norman Gehry, age: 17
value: 11 700 £, wage: 315 £
club: Diamond Sharks, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

hopeless stamina, hopeless keeper
tragic pace, weak defender
unsatisfactory technique, average playmaker
poor passing, weak striker

What a player the first one is


Very good +3

Nicky Hayward, age: 18
value: 35 550 £, wage: 585 £
club: sheff city, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline


average stamina, poor keeper
unsatisfactory pace, hopeless defender
tragic technique, tragic playmaker
excellent passing, tragic striker


Excellent +2

Terry Heath, age: 18
value: 38 100 £, wage: 585 £
club: sheff city, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline


poor stamina, hopeless keeper
average pace, unsatisfactory defender
poor technique, solid playmaker
tragic passing, solid striker

Very good +0

Graham Bloomfield, age: 18
value: 25 950 £, wage: 450 £
club: Mcoi, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

tragic stamina, tragic keeper
average pace, good defender
hopeless technique, average playmaker
adequate passing, average striker

Going to list him later.

I knew that mods DO get better pulls!
That's so unfair!
:P

Lies :P.

I get doggy doo-dahssss of pulls...