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I got one last week called 'Miles Short,' which also inexplicably amuses me.

You have to add him to the Chopper Wibble training programme!

Aye, he's in there: my new procurement programme is based on an arbitrary 'amusing name' rating, rather than talent or anything silly like that now.

Mine too! Sod the Gibby's and the FM's of the world with their boring Man U style "serious" football!

I am a Wednesday fan - I know comical play when I see it!

Wednesday fans are great. I went to see Weds play Villa once, it was the season they got relegated from the Premiership, a December game and Wednesday were on 9 points. Inexplicably Weds went a goal up, and stayed ahead until about the 60th minutes, to choruses of "You're not very good, you're not very good, you're not very, you're not very, you're not very good !" from the Wednesday fans. They lost 2-1 in the end, but I left feeling that the fans deserved a better team than they had that day.

Yes. It has been that way for a long time! There has always been a wit at Hillsborough. Very handy really as we often play poorly and have to put up with possibly the worst club band in history (but funny).

Still, a good result (again) today. I always said Sturrock was rubbish :s

Curiously he fits into the same category as Emile Heskey. Players love them, backroom staff worship them and the fans scratch their heads in bemusement...

On paper the dude rocks, but we have seen some cracking managers come and go with the Mighty Owls being a bit of a career stumbling point. Still, I would have a go in a flash!

Got a couple of nice guys but a long wait to see if they are any good:

Barry Shenton good 22
Rex Wint good 30

just a good 28 on any note, as everyone else(apart from redjim and jaize)has said, hopefully talented

Hey RedJim, is Cartman having a dig?

i was simply stating facts, you said forgot MANu esque training juniors, dont blame me for somehting YOU said.

although what would you do IF i was having a dig hmm, hmm, yeah i though not
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I have a couple of famous celebrities coming through the ranks:

Shawn Penn
Dion Warwick

ive got a head of a religious cult in my ranks

Ivor Monkhouse

He's just jealous because he doesn't have a player with a silly enough name. I betit causes sleepless nights.

these are my juniors (sum not that good but i am keeping sum 4 da names)

tom banker pops every 4 weeks so should cojme out a incredible youth :)

Stewart Olds adequate 7 Reject
Allan Baillie good 8 Reject
Marmaduke Bass poor 9 Reject
Tristan Popplewell adequate 14 Reject
Shawn Armstrong solid 15 Reject
Donald Butterfield solid 15 Reject
Anton Sallis very good 15 Reject
Felix Savage adequate 15 Reject
Tom Banker solid 20 Reject