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these are my juniors (sum not that good but i am keeping sum 4 da names)

tom banker pops every 4 weeks so should cojme out a incredible youth :)

Stewart Olds adequate 7 Reject
Allan Baillie good 8 Reject
Marmaduke Bass poor 9 Reject
Tristan Popplewell adequate 14 Reject
Shawn Armstrong solid 15 Reject
Donald Butterfield solid 15 Reject
Anton Sallis very good 15 Reject
Felix Savage adequate 15 Reject
Tom Banker solid 20 Reject

MArmaduke is a classic name - you should definitely keep him.

Hey Cartman, is Marmaduke Bass silly enough to wind you up too? ;-)

yeah he was defintly worth keeping for his name also Anton Sallis well be one to watch out for in the future with a 4 week poppin rate and already on very good

2 came through this week.
solid +1
Ted Mumford, age: 19
value: 17 700 £, wage: 375 £
club: just like chelsea, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

poor stamina, hopeless keeper
adequate pace, unsatisfactory defender
hopeless technique, adequate playmaker
average passing, tragic striker

formidable +0
Jeffrey Middleton, age: 18
value: 42 300 £, wage: 645 £
club: just like chelsea, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

average stamina, hopeless keeper
poor pace, hopeless defender
excellent technique, adequate playmaker
weak passing, unsatisfactory striker
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Talking of silly names, which we weren't, I've just noticed this bloke in my youth squad.

Dwayne Grasshoppers

Grasshoppers ? Whatever kind of surname is that ?

Outstadning, 4.5 week popper.

Simon Heafield, age: 19
value: 62 100 £, wage: 855 £
club: Pboranjing Utd, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

poor stamina, tragic keeper
adequate pace, weak defender
average technique, very good playmaker
unsatisfactory passing, excellent striker

Up for approximately nowt.

solid +1 4.2 week pops.

Dwayne Birtles, age: 18
value: 21 450 £, wage: 405 £
club: Progressive Eels, country: England
very good form, tragic tactical discipline


unsatisfactory stamina, tragic keeper
average pace, hopeless defender
adequate technique, poor playmaker
average passing, adequate striker

But NCN, there are loads of grasshoppers in Zurich, maybe he has Swiss parents?

How many swiss people do you know called Dwayne ?

OK. Half Swiss, half Chav then.

Oooh. Lederhosen + bling = fire youth immediately.

Sadly I have to keep him to see if the silly name will increase his value, the Chopper Wibble effect if you will.

I hope so. I would love to get to the premiership with a team of er, unusually named players...

Grasshoppers is a legacy from when I by accident added team names to surnames.

Will be removed, so he'll be a really rare one.

FM! Throw us a bone! You should be adding to the silly name database not getting all sensible about it!

Has anyone got a Neville Neville?

there are plenty of possibilities of silly names!