Asunto: Tactic manuals - translations

no, but i did meet a woman once, she sold shoes in a shoe store in sheep street, stratford. But she never met Stefan. Stefan was Sammy the Seal at Scarborough Sea-Life Centre, and then a student at staffs uni.
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*forestman takes off his clown suit and puts on his mod hat*

Guys - try to keep this at least somewhere near its subject...

edit: grammar
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We're thinking up jokes for my english version of this manual.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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How many fleas does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Two - what do you think this is, an orgy ?

bump, very important

What, the flea gag?

you can't gag a flea, they're too small. although there is a lab somewhere in Tokugawa that is trying to.

Why, are they trying to stop them blabbing about the tricks they've learnt at the circus?

well, you've heard the phrase " a lie can travel 3 times around the world before the truth can put its boots on ?" well before the internet, how do you think it happened ?

I subscribe to the big bang theory.

And tbh, I've never heard that phrase before. I think you just made it up.

frank used it in shameless in the first episode of the new series. Apparently it was Mark Twains phrase that they paraphrased.
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Sorry to interrupt your off-topic but this topic is really important to newbies.

Topic name is Tactic manuals - translations and let's keep it this way.

Some update of the tactic manual ...

I noticed that some things got out of date because of the new engine.

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Traitor.. throat will be filled with squid liver until you start smiling sarcastically.

jut to give a rough idea.