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Asunto: »[NON-NT]Nanook

2011-06-23 21:36:10
would you ever consider running for a non non-nt position?
2011-06-24 14:58:10
I'm not sure I am suitable, given my inability. I've got the economic part of this game down pretty good, I think. If I knew what to do with my players, I'd have beaten Chill a few times already. Given that I've not (see aforementioned game where for some reason adequate shooting beat one of the best keepers in this game for an example of why), I don't think I'd do better than most of the folks that have given it a shot.
2011-10-03 15:30:25
Let the drumbeat begin once again. Let the thunder cleave the heavens. May the skies announce the impending doom of my non-arrival.

Nanook is, once again, refusing to run.

Just sayin'.
2011-10-05 19:38:29
i know the password he uses on ebay because once i placed a bid for him. Wonder if it's the same one he uses here. I could hack him and enroll...

Hmm.
2011-10-05 19:49:35
I'd vote for him
2011-10-05 19:50:30
not rulling again mr llama?

WHY DID YOU BITE MY SISTER?
2011-10-05 21:05:15
of course I'm running again! I never vote for myself though, just feels too arrogant, and if there's one thing I'm not...

;)
2011-10-07 20:18:59
why are you avoiding my question about biting my sister, mr LLAMA?
2011-10-08 00:26:46
That could have been any llama, though it was probably some other animal mistaken for a llama
2011-10-08 05:14:13
Not a Python fan, eh?
2011-10-08 18:09:26
every season people think I have never watched monty python because they make the llama reference and I disregard it. I have seen it! I just prefer to disregard their negative comments towards llamas.
2011-10-10 04:00:07
I want to know why my thread has been hijacked. I suggest that the clarion call of my departure has stunned the American community, who has disregarded my protestations of non-participation once again.
2011-10-10 17:10:02
i asked in his nt thread. you are correct in that it was inappropriate to ask a nt candidate questions in your non-nt candidacy thread.

As such i have sacked the writers of that thread.

P.S. it was actually a m00se who bit my sister. mynd you, m00se bytes kan be pretti nasty.

2011-10-13 06:08:40
I have been asking the candidates this season in their threads about their thoughts on my non-candidacy, as well as whether the chinese cart a block over serves chicken or cat. I have been neglecting this thread, which was originally intended to assert my complete inability to provide the USCoU with a successful NT.

I therefore wish to further explain my concern about the chicken at the cart. I mean, everyone knows that food costs money. The cart, located in Philadelphia (not the middle of Iowa or some other middle-of-nowhere place where gas still costs 34 cents), charges $4.00 for a massive tin that has 1 inch of rice, like 15 pieces of broccoli and then about 15 pieces of General Tso's "chicken." That amount of chicken at the local supermarket would cost about $3 itself. So there is no way it is chicken. I'm figuring it is cat, because, well, there don't seem to be many wandering the streets in that block. Makes sense, right?

PS In order to keep this on topic, and avoid some earnest mod (you know who you are, Dio) from moving this to freestyle, I present the below loss to a BOT, which cost me a chance at the championship of the ML last season, as evidence of my ineptitude and lack of qualification to be NT coach:

To reopen the wound, tell me how I lost this 2-0.

(-=Moo Bugaloo=-) Nanook of the North
4-5-1 Tactics Wooly Hairy 2
53% Possession 47%
62% Play in the half 38%
5 Shots 12
4 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 0
5 Offsides 1
66.5 average mark 70
very good Shooting formidable
very good Passing excellent
incredible Defending incredible
2011-10-13 08:29:37
Obviously your wingbacks were advanced to the point where they stopped being defenders. At this juncture you became fatally vulnerable to all former czeckoslavakian-now-known-as-czech-republic-only-thanks tactics that have like little sokker ninjas infiltrated our great land of golden grain. Clearly this makes you vulnerable to suggestion and communism. I don't know exactly what all this means as I am not very smart, but personally I think you are unfit for coaching any sort of team, anywhere, sir.

And I hope you don't plan on having children.
2011-10-13 14:32:01
YES. My lack of capabilities are apparent even to people who describes themselves as not very smart.

Can there be any doubt left that I am utterly inappropriate to be NT coach????