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Why do they have braille instructions on drive-through ATM's?
Economies of scale, all ATM machines are created equal.
Hrm. Good theory. I'll go with it.
Ok.
Where do all the missing pens go?
Ok.
Where do all the missing pens go?
Same place as all the single socks, and sunglasses...
And you get them all back after you die. /#imissgeorgecarlin
And you get them all back after you die. /#imissgeorgecarlin
Ugh, there goes my vision of heaven as a nice place to retire to.
Streets paved with gold and everybody lugging behind a sack of unmatched socks.
Streets paved with gold and everybody lugging behind a sack of unmatched socks.
Next question. Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
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Never trust the english, they insist on using the restroom with a guy named Lou and have outlawed dentistry.
Next question. Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
At least be original and stop stealing Steven Wright's jokes. What is next?
If you put instant coffee in a microwave, do you go back in time?
At least be original and stop stealing Steven Wright's jokes. What is next?
If you put instant coffee in a microwave, do you go back in time?
When will you take your non NT plan global?
We don't have parkways in England. We don't have sidewalks, closets and a whole host of other stuff they have over in the pond in USA ;).
And we do not have toad-in-hole, buttys, wrong side driving nor Harry Redknapp.
wrong side driving
Hehe, that's what inspired my comment :))
Hehe, that's what inspired my comment :))
I completely lost it at Harry Redknapp. Thank you sir.
What is new, really?
Ok, how about this one - when snow melts, where does the white go?
Ok, how about this one - when snow melts, where does the white go?