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haha and ias i said before you have my vote :D
he didn't run dude, so how can he have your vote?
oh, good.
i did the same.
in fact, as your brother, i hereby extend my permanent support of your candidacy to not run. i will always support your not running.
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i did the same.
in fact, as your brother, i hereby extend my permanent support of your candidacy to not run. i will always support your not running.
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i will also continue to support and vote for your non-candidacy...especially with your awesome platform. it behooves all of the USA to do the same.
i even offer to not vote for you at all times, even when there's no election open.
Given the dumbfounding uproar in support of my continued non-candidacy for the position that I am so clearly unqualified to hold, I have been inspired to elucidate yet another core element of my platform.
Cheese. That's right. Cheese. It comes in many colors - yellow, white, yellowish-white and green from mold (well, forget that last one, as it is clearly not a good role model for cheesiness). I believe that a consistent diet limited to all forms of cheese will make the team's digestion work improperly, causing them to omit flatulence uncontrollably. The smell will distract our opponents, and the force of the ejected air will add 1/2 level of pace to their normal, cheese-less stats. Cheese. Make them eat it. Yes.
Cheese. That's right. Cheese. It comes in many colors - yellow, white, yellowish-white and green from mold (well, forget that last one, as it is clearly not a good role model for cheesiness). I believe that a consistent diet limited to all forms of cheese will make the team's digestion work improperly, causing them to omit flatulence uncontrollably. The smell will distract our opponents, and the force of the ejected air will add 1/2 level of pace to their normal, cheese-less stats. Cheese. Make them eat it. Yes.
behold! it behooves us to allow your elucidation to continue so that we have an unfettered evaluation of your non-candidacy, of which i shall remain an avid supporter.
btw, dio, shall we allow this candidate thread (or non-candidate thread as it were) to continue through the offseason?
It's not allowed to run for NT publically during periods not near an election. however, there's no rule against publically not running during periods not near an election (that made my head hurt)
I believe dear jonandabby has found a loophole and as such cannot be punished for this!
It's not allowed to run for NT publically during periods not near an election. however, there's no rule against publically not running during periods not near an election (that made my head hurt)
I believe dear jonandabby has found a loophole and as such cannot be punished for this!
1) I am troubled by the unfounded attacks from the self-designated representative of "The Man," guacamole. The unwanted scrutiny of our "leadership" bodes ill for me, and also for all of my American brethren who love freedom and wish to be free to attack sovereign countries without provocation (oops - wrong forum for that). Therefore, I shall continue to speak my copiously empty mind and share the valueless thoughts therein concerning my complete incompetence.
2) In contemplation of the imminent closing of this hideously unimportant yet magnanimously unrepentant thread, I shall respond the to dundey's incontrovertibly critical question "What, no blue?"
Blue? BLUE? Are you serious? Look at the things that are blue, and then ask again. The polluted sky is blue. The fetid ocean water is blue. The mold in Stokes' shorts is blue. BLUE! Rather, you should concentrate your energy on the color most auspicious to the performance of the team, [face=vivaldi]RED[/face].
View, nay, marvel, at the peerless analysis found here: http://crystal-cure.com/color-meanings.html. Clearly, blue is a color that is inappropriate to a sokker team. Peace? Spirituality? NO! Red - Vitality! ACTION!!
And besides, if we wear red and get spiked in the groin, the resulting bloody discharge will blend in with our kits and no one will notice.
2) In contemplation of the imminent closing of this hideously unimportant yet magnanimously unrepentant thread, I shall respond the to dundey's incontrovertibly critical question "What, no blue?"
Blue? BLUE? Are you serious? Look at the things that are blue, and then ask again. The polluted sky is blue. The fetid ocean water is blue. The mold in Stokes' shorts is blue. BLUE! Rather, you should concentrate your energy on the color most auspicious to the performance of the team, [face=vivaldi]RED[/face].
View, nay, marvel, at the peerless analysis found here: http://crystal-cure.com/color-meanings.html. Clearly, blue is a color that is inappropriate to a sokker team. Peace? Spirituality? NO! Red - Vitality! ACTION!!
And besides, if we wear red and get spiked in the groin, the resulting bloody discharge will blend in with our kits and no one will notice.
basically this thread was not supposed to be, becasue John never apply for the election so i should have closed it the moment it was posted. But i thought that it was harmless to keep it open.
But yes. It should be close now.
^_^
But yes. It should be close now.
^_^
Can you rename it [non-NT] Nanook and leave it open?
i actually said he should NOT be punished for the loophole :)