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jonandabby [del] para
dennis54
Can't do it for several reasons:
1) I am mostly on from work. For some reason the last few weeks, my corporate firewall is giving me access to the site. I do not expect it to continue, so my time will be more limited.
2) With great power comes great responsibility. I am personally not qualified to wield either.
3) Therefore, yet another platform plank:
When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars. You see, this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Harmony and understanding, Sympathy and trust abounding. There shall be no more falsehoods or derisions, or golden living dreams of visions. We shall find mystic crystal revelation and the mind's true liberation! Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
1) I am mostly on from work. For some reason the last few weeks, my corporate firewall is giving me access to the site. I do not expect it to continue, so my time will be more limited.
2) With great power comes great responsibility. I am personally not qualified to wield either.
3) Therefore, yet another platform plank:
When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars. You see, this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Harmony and understanding, Sympathy and trust abounding. There shall be no more falsehoods or derisions, or golden living dreams of visions. We shall find mystic crystal revelation and the mind's true liberation! Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
With much fanfare, I wish to announce that I will shortly publicize that I am considering formation a new party, the Overflowing-With-Booze-and-Loose-Women Party, to support my upcoming candidacy to avoid once again being the NT coach.
PS This is NOT a Freestyle forum, so to be clear my new OWBALW party is not intended to be a sarcastic poke at the Tea Party.
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PS This is NOT a Freestyle forum, so to be clear my new OWBALW party is not intended to be a sarcastic poke at the Tea Party.
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I am in consultations with my advisory panel as we speak to develop the next party platform that will adequately explain why I am not a coherent choice for being NT coach. Expect further details shortly. As well as rain. It will most likely rain relatively soon somewhere on the planet. The weather works that way, you know.
PS The Dude abides.
PS The Dude abides.
vondocha para
jonandabby [del]
are you corrupt and affiliated with the Mexican Cartels?
jonandabby [del] para
vondocha
1) I am not corrupt. I am Corruption-less. I am incontrovertible. I am corrugated. I also like Mexican food.
2) Platform plank #22 - Sokker balls should be replaced with ... other kinds ... of balls. I am Green, you see. The imaginary-real balls used in this game are very environmentally unfriendly. They are typically made of synthetic materials, and stitched with polyester thread. None of those are natural, and all result in significant carbon emissions and other harmful environmental impacts (such as waste water, detritus from the manufacturing process, and other manner of gas unrelated to baked beans.) I therefore recommend a substitute ball be used - swollen testicles. That's right. Swollen testicles. We need to immediately start canvassing the internets (plural intended) to find folks with Orchitis. Those monsters can get plenty big. We then cut them off (since they are too big to do their natural business), clean and wax them to make them roll through the grass on the pitch, and away we go. No environmental impact, no machinery (except perhaps the knife or scissors used to do the excision of the offending gonad.)
2) Platform plank #22 - Sokker balls should be replaced with ... other kinds ... of balls. I am Green, you see. The imaginary-real balls used in this game are very environmentally unfriendly. They are typically made of synthetic materials, and stitched with polyester thread. None of those are natural, and all result in significant carbon emissions and other harmful environmental impacts (such as waste water, detritus from the manufacturing process, and other manner of gas unrelated to baked beans.) I therefore recommend a substitute ball be used - swollen testicles. That's right. Swollen testicles. We need to immediately start canvassing the internets (plural intended) to find folks with Orchitis. Those monsters can get plenty big. We then cut them off (since they are too big to do their natural business), clean and wax them to make them roll through the grass on the pitch, and away we go. No environmental impact, no machinery (except perhaps the knife or scissors used to do the excision of the offending gonad.)
that just might possibly be the most disturbing thing I've ever read anywhere
seriously. You are totally getting my vote for NON-NT.
Although, may I suggest utilizing cactus/cacti as the replacement for the non-Green soccer balls.
Although, may I suggest utilizing cactus/cacti as the replacement for the non-Green soccer balls.