Asunto: Marry, Bang, Kill

OK, many talk radio stations have a Marry Bang Kill game where they name 3 ppl (often related in some way - ie same first name, similar work histories, etc) and you have to choose one of each of the 3 to Marry (remember, you're also having sex over and over with this person), one to Bang (have sex with for one night, most often considered dirty sex compared to Marry), and one to Kill (no having sex with the dead girl, please).

Lets see if this game takes interest here.

One suggestion tho.. If we're all suggesting new trios for people to rank constantly, it won't be as much fun. Instead of suggesting new people, SK-mail me your suggestion if you want and I'll choose the best suggestiosn to pop out there now and then. Each time i do a new trio, i'll put in a link to a PG-13 rated pic of them and restate the rules... Yes, i am being a dictatorial moderator of this, but heck, it's my thread to start with eh? And don't get too nasty with the descriptions of sex please, this is a kid-friendly game :)
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First Marry/Bang/Kill will be presumably a pleasant choice for most. I'll go with stars of teen movies:

1) Jennifer Love Hewitt (currently, you can't choose her only from the "Party of Five" years)

2) Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy)

3) Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie, Scary Movie)
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My choice would be

Marry: Sarah Michelle - well i'm jewish too, so this one isn't fair

Bang: Shannon Elizabeth - yeah they're obviously fake, but who cares.

Kill: Jennifer - would have been different from the earlier years, but she turned skank. She's just annoying now with her whole relationship with that dorky mtv guy

p.s. Jonandabby, if you tell our wives about this thread i started, i'll let everyone on the game know that you cry after you masturbate.

Marry: I think I could be content becoming John Love Hewitt.

Bang: Shannon Elizabeth, pretty sure I could do better than the Shermanator.

Kill: Sarah Michelle - Never really got into her, although that pic you posted for her looks very nice.

Well ... this OLD man would:

Marry: Shannon Elizabeth = only one who looks like she has any brains to go with her looks.

Bang: Sarah Michelle Gellar = no flag needed.

Kill: Jennifer Love Hewitt = imho she's unattractive and looks anorexic.

This also OLD man would:

Marry: Shannon Elizabeth(I like 'em tall)

Bang: Sarah Michelle Gellar(sock in her mouth optional,but preferred)

Kill: Jennifer Love Hewitt...........gah!(Actress/Pop Star wannabee deserves it just for that)

define old

Ok, another list of 3, lets go on to women named Barbara. This one is gonna be an unpleasant one, i warn you :)

1) Barbara Bush

2) Barbara Walters

3) Barbara Streisand



I think i'd have to marry Barbara Streisand (ICK), bang Barbara Bush (just to say "the president's mommy? Yeah, i did her"), and kill Barbara Walters, because she's so damn annoying.

Btw, the same "i did her" thought goes with Queen Elizabeth - "the queen? Yeah i tapped that" ;)

All three of the TV babes could be my daughters.
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you would do these things to your daughters?

You are a warped individual....I respect that!

Marry: Barbara Streisand(she's got the big bucks,but it's still tough,I should get a purple heart)

Bang:BahBah Wawa(definitely doggie style,with spurs and a whip.....while on the "View")

Kill: Barbara Bush(first for foisting that stupid book about the dog on us,and second for giving birth to W)

OK, this forum is too damn quiet. Offseason perhaps. Lets run another one with skanky stars...

1) Paris "Hotel Skank" Hilton

2) Pamela "Boobwatch" Anderson Lee

3) Jennifer "Skanky Poker-playing BoobieStar" Tilly




My choice, and this is a tough one for me as i'm really NOT into the SkankLook:

Marry: Paris Hilton - i'd hate it but at least i'd have that money. And I could stay in some really neat hotels in bizarre countries to evade her presence I guess.

Bang: Jennifer Tilly, even tho she's getting old (well so is Pam). Just because you KNOW she's a dirty ho (well so is Pam) and would be able to do interesting things.

Kill: Pamela Anderson - I just really hate that overripe look. Plus i wouldn't want her lips (or other parts) to explode, who knows what diseases i'd get from the fluid contact.

This geezer would:

Marry: Jennifer Tilly - It would be fun to help her with the mathematics of poker .. and structural analysis of underwire.

Bang: Pamela Anderson - only because I can't kill two of them.

Kill: Paris [horseface anorexic] Hilton - can't understand what anyone sees in her!

I like your viewpoint ("structural analysis of underwire"). Tilly just annoys me sooo much i couldn't marry her.

I'm also not a fan of Paris, but would be cool having that money ;)

ive got an idea for this game, heres how it works: same categories, except there's a twist; you have to do all three to each girl, but you have to choose which order.