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Asunto: Marry, Bang, Kill
How does that make her skanky? Now, if she were banging Axl Rose... skanktastic...
We need to revisit this thread.
It was an important concept which should not be ignored.
It was an important concept which should not be ignored.
Ok, lets try a trio of reality tv chixors.
1) Kelly Osbourne of the Osbournes - it was quite hard to get a good picture of her actually, but she looks ok in this one. You know she's gonna plump up again soon tho.
2) Nicole Richie of Simple Life - couldn't use Paris again. She was the skankiest in an earliest version...
3) Anna Nicole Smith of the Anna Nicole Show. Nothing more need be said.
My choice is...
Marry: Gotta marry nicole. Not for her... I just would love to have her father for my daddy. I wanna party all the time and dance on the ceiling with my second favorite singer of all time, Lionel! (favorite is, of course, the Hoff).
Bang: Kelly. Is she legal? lol. In any case, would be fun to say that i banged the daughter of ozzy :)
Kill: No contest here. Anna Nicole is even more skakified than Pamela Anderson. She's just intolerably annoying.
Also, since i'm a mod who's controlling this topic, i feel i must add the disclaimer that PG-13 ok, R isn't. Keep the responses somewhat clean lol.
1) Kelly Osbourne of the Osbournes - it was quite hard to get a good picture of her actually, but she looks ok in this one. You know she's gonna plump up again soon tho.
2) Nicole Richie of Simple Life - couldn't use Paris again. She was the skankiest in an earliest version...
3) Anna Nicole Smith of the Anna Nicole Show. Nothing more need be said.
My choice is...
Marry: Gotta marry nicole. Not for her... I just would love to have her father for my daddy. I wanna party all the time and dance on the ceiling with my second favorite singer of all time, Lionel! (favorite is, of course, the Hoff).
Bang: Kelly. Is she legal? lol. In any case, would be fun to say that i banged the daughter of ozzy :)
Kill: No contest here. Anna Nicole is even more skakified than Pamela Anderson. She's just intolerably annoying.
Also, since i'm a mod who's controlling this topic, i feel i must add the disclaimer that PG-13 ok, R isn't. Keep the responses somewhat clean lol.
I don't know who are Nicole and Anna, so...
Marry: Nicole Richie. Beautiful face, great body.
Bang: Anna Nicole. She looks skank, but it's just a "bang". :)
Kill: Kelly Osbourne. I would kill myself if i had to see this girl all mornings in my life.
Marry: Nicole Richie. Beautiful face, great body.
Bang: Anna Nicole. She looks skank, but it's just a "bang". :)
Kill: Kelly Osbourne. I would kill myself if i had to see this girl all mornings in my life.
I totally agree with Leogar ...
As for Kelly .. ugly is too kind.
As for Kelly .. ugly is too kind.
i think a certain body part would explode on contact with anna nicole.
1) Kelly Osbourne of the Osbournes - Bang, for lack of a better option below.
2) Nicole Richie of Simple Life - Marry - she's irritating but since she lots the weight she's hot.
3) Anna Nicole Smith - Kill. She's manic depressive since her son died in her bed a week ago, so she'd probably be happier if she wasn't around in any event.
2) Nicole Richie of Simple Life - Marry - she's irritating but since she lots the weight she's hot.
3) Anna Nicole Smith - Kill. She's manic depressive since her son died in her bed a week ago, so she'd probably be happier if she wasn't around in any event.
Marry - Nicole Ritchie - Looks hotter in that pic than normal. Would be fun enough for awhile. Would I get half come divorce time? LOL
Bang - Osbourne - Not hot, but I'm guessing she won't have any problems doing the freaky stuff.
Kill - Anna - just plain nasty.
Bang - Osbourne - Not hot, but I'm guessing she won't have any problems doing the freaky stuff.
Kill - Anna - just plain nasty.
I'm not sensing that you guys honor the Lionel the way i do.
He's just not the Hoff.
There's something wrong with the Kelly picture anyway. It looks like here head has been super-imposed onto that body, probably in photoshop or something.
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There's something wrong with the Kelly picture anyway. It looks like here head has been super-imposed onto that body, probably in photoshop or something.
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This is the truth.
If the hoff had a semi-hot daughter, i'd certainly marry her over nicole.
If the hoff had a semi-hot daughter, i'd certainly marry her over nicole.
Wow talk about tough choices..............
Marry....Nicole Ritchie.....she's the least objectionable of the bunch,and daddy's royalties would be a hell of a dowry....of course there's that whole binge and purge thing she's got going on though.
Bang....Anna Nicole Smith..........Well her ability to bang is what made her famous and I have a thing for tall blondes with large hooters........A whole body condom would probably be a good idea here.
Kill.....Kellie Osbourne........Oh my god,the minute this girl opens her mouth and says anything I want to take a shovel to her face...repeatedly.
Marry....Nicole Ritchie.....she's the least objectionable of the bunch,and daddy's royalties would be a hell of a dowry....of course there's that whole binge and purge thing she's got going on though.
Bang....Anna Nicole Smith..........Well her ability to bang is what made her famous and I have a thing for tall blondes with large hooters........A whole body condom would probably be a good idea here.
Kill.....Kellie Osbourne........Oh my god,the minute this girl opens her mouth and says anything I want to take a shovel to her face...repeatedly.
M: Kelly Osbourne, can you imagine a married plans by Ozzy, would be really funny. And Kelly would have money for sure
B:Nicole Richie. I dont know her, but she looks good,
K:Anna she seems to be soo "pija"
B:Nicole Richie. I dont know her, but she looks good,
K:Anna she seems to be soo "pija"
OK, new MBK... Today's theme is... American Sports Women. (that's why i'm not including Maria Sharapova)
1) Mia Hamm - most famous soccer chick. Striker on that USA team that won the world cup or whatever. Top goal scorer all time. Girl next door.
2) Jennie Finch - the superstar softball pitcher from the last summer olympics.
3) Danica Patrick - Indy driver chick. Impressive she's actually ranked 9th against men.
My choices:
Marry - Mia - she just seems soooo sweet.
Bang = Jennie - 2 reasons, i would want to do the forest gump imitation "i love you jennie" after, and because she's the only of the three who isn't SEVERELY lacking on top.
Kill - Dannica. I don't have a thing against her personally. But she's in Indy. Lol.
Btw, tennis player sharipova would have been my favorite looking female sports figure, but islander1 bitched at me to keep her out so i made it american only. Anyway, she's so much hotter than the others it wouldn't be fair. Or Anna Kournikova, but she's old news and never really was that good at her sport (hamm, finch, patrick were all just about the best in their sport (at least in the USA), and even sharapova is top 5 worldwide).
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1) Mia Hamm - most famous soccer chick. Striker on that USA team that won the world cup or whatever. Top goal scorer all time. Girl next door.
2) Jennie Finch - the superstar softball pitcher from the last summer olympics.
3) Danica Patrick - Indy driver chick. Impressive she's actually ranked 9th against men.
My choices:
Marry - Mia - she just seems soooo sweet.
Bang = Jennie - 2 reasons, i would want to do the forest gump imitation "i love you jennie" after, and because she's the only of the three who isn't SEVERELY lacking on top.
Kill - Dannica. I don't have a thing against her personally. But she's in Indy. Lol.
Btw, tennis player sharipova would have been my favorite looking female sports figure, but islander1 bitched at me to keep her out so i made it american only. Anyway, she's so much hotter than the others it wouldn't be fair. Or Anna Kournikova, but she's old news and never really was that good at her sport (hamm, finch, patrick were all just about the best in their sport (at least in the USA), and even sharapova is top 5 worldwide).
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