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Asunto: Marry, Bang, Kill
OK, new MBK... Today's theme is... American Sports Women. (that's why i'm not including Maria Sharapova)
1) Mia Hamm - most famous soccer chick. Striker on that USA team that won the world cup or whatever. Top goal scorer all time. Girl next door.
2) Jennie Finch - the superstar softball pitcher from the last summer olympics.
3) Danica Patrick - Indy driver chick. Impressive she's actually ranked 9th against men.
My choices:
Marry - Mia - she just seems soooo sweet.
Bang = Jennie - 2 reasons, i would want to do the forest gump imitation "i love you jennie" after, and because she's the only of the three who isn't SEVERELY lacking on top.
Kill - Dannica. I don't have a thing against her personally. But she's in Indy. Lol.
Btw, tennis player sharipova would have been my favorite looking female sports figure, but islander1 bitched at me to keep her out so i made it american only. Anyway, she's so much hotter than the others it wouldn't be fair. Or Anna Kournikova, but she's old news and never really was that good at her sport (hamm, finch, patrick were all just about the best in their sport (at least in the USA), and even sharapova is top 5 worldwide).
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1) Mia Hamm - most famous soccer chick. Striker on that USA team that won the world cup or whatever. Top goal scorer all time. Girl next door.
2) Jennie Finch - the superstar softball pitcher from the last summer olympics.
3) Danica Patrick - Indy driver chick. Impressive she's actually ranked 9th against men.
My choices:
Marry - Mia - she just seems soooo sweet.
Bang = Jennie - 2 reasons, i would want to do the forest gump imitation "i love you jennie" after, and because she's the only of the three who isn't SEVERELY lacking on top.
Kill - Dannica. I don't have a thing against her personally. But she's in Indy. Lol.
Btw, tennis player sharipova would have been my favorite looking female sports figure, but islander1 bitched at me to keep her out so i made it american only. Anyway, she's so much hotter than the others it wouldn't be fair. Or Anna Kournikova, but she's old news and never really was that good at her sport (hamm, finch, patrick were all just about the best in their sport (at least in the USA), and even sharapova is top 5 worldwide).
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Marry - Danica Patrick: What is more annoying then a woman bitching at you when you drive? She'd either understand, or take the wheel herslf (and drive like a man)
the next 2 are kinda hard, but
Bang - Jennie Finch: "because she's the only of the three who isn't SEVERELY lacking on top"
Kill - Mia Hamm: Meh...sorry. Had to pick one.
the next 2 are kinda hard, but
Bang - Jennie Finch: "because she's the only of the three who isn't SEVERELY lacking on top"
Kill - Mia Hamm: Meh...sorry. Had to pick one.
Marry - Mia - If she can cook she would just have to be the most perfect wife ever!
Bang - Finch - Gotta love a gorgeous, athletic blonde with some brains.
Kill - Danica - She needs to switch to Nascar before she dies in an Indy wreck. I'm thinking I'd have to kill her with too much sex. LOL
Bang - Finch - Gotta love a gorgeous, athletic blonde with some brains.
Kill - Danica - She needs to switch to Nascar before she dies in an Indy wreck. I'm thinking I'd have to kill her with too much sex. LOL
Bang - Finch - Gotta love a gorgeous, athletic blonde with some brains.
Brains?
Keep brains out of this thread. It's all about sexualizing women as objects. Sheesh.
Brains?
Keep brains out of this thread. It's all about sexualizing women as objects. Sheesh.
dude, I didnt bitch about Maria.
It was Anna I was griping about.
Unless you want to add a 'most likely to get an std from' athlete.
It was Anna I was griping about.
Unless you want to add a 'most likely to get an std from' athlete.
It's all about sexualizing women as objects.
Got that all out of my system during my 20's. LOL
Got that all out of my system during my 20's. LOL
Ooooooh much nicer selection this time....
Marry..........Mia Hamm ........ me being a first generation German-American this is a no doubter....besides with my size and modest athletic ability and her incredible talent, our kids could be really something....
Bang.......Jennie Finch............Tall blondes with nice hooters,need I say more?.......
Kill....Danica Patrick.........I find it annoying when people are famous for no reason,she's never won a frigging Indy Car race has she?She's famous for being a girl....well now she can be famous for being a dead girl!:)
Marry..........Mia Hamm ........ me being a first generation German-American this is a no doubter....besides with my size and modest athletic ability and her incredible talent, our kids could be really something....
Bang.......Jennie Finch............Tall blondes with nice hooters,need I say more?.......
Kill....Danica Patrick.........I find it annoying when people are famous for no reason,she's never won a frigging Indy Car race has she?She's famous for being a girl....well now she can be famous for being a dead girl!:)
She's famous for being a girl....well now she can be famous for being a dead girl!:)
LOL
LOL
Mia - Kill. Who wants an older woman that was on an HBO special about her retirement?
Finch - Marry. I'd prefer to tap that regularly.
Danica - Bang. Why not take a shot at her? But I'd be worried about toxic fume inhalation if I was with her too often.
Finch - Marry. I'd prefer to tap that regularly.
Danica - Bang. Why not take a shot at her? But I'd be worried about toxic fume inhalation if I was with her too often.
Marry: Finch - We're talking about women. She's the hottest.
Bang: Danica - She looks the typical "bang". She' in a radical sport, so we deserves a hot and crazy night and a goodbye!
Kill: Mia - Hey... I'm the man of the house! I would never accept that my wife played football better than me. Imagine your kids saying: "Uhhh... You sucks! I wanna play with mammy!"
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Bang: Danica - She looks the typical "bang". She' in a radical sport, so we deserves a hot and crazy night and a goodbye!
Kill: Mia - Hey... I'm the man of the house! I would never accept that my wife played football better than me. Imagine your kids saying: "Uhhh... You sucks! I wanna play with mammy!"
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Marry: Danica, small chicks for the win!
Bang: Jenny Finch, just because, and then you can brag that you got the gold!
Kill: Hamm, Not really into Milfs
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Bang: Jenny Finch, just because, and then you can brag that you got the gold!
Kill: Hamm, Not really into Milfs
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Marry: Mia Hamm. At least I know something about soccer. Maybe we'd have something to talk about.
Bang: Danica Patrick.
Kill: Jennie Finch. She went to UCLA, I went to USC. Simple enough. Besides, any chick that pretty that plays softball probably isn't into guys anyway...she's a Lipstick, if anything.
Bang: Danica Patrick.
Kill: Jennie Finch. She went to UCLA, I went to USC. Simple enough. Besides, any chick that pretty that plays softball probably isn't into guys anyway...she's a Lipstick, if anything.
Well it's about damn time for a new Marry Bang Kill.
This time lets go with the ORIGINAL Charilie's Angels, and in their heyday, not today.
Here they are...
1) Farah Fawcett
2) Kate Jackson
3) Jaclyn Smith
And here's a picture of All Three
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This time lets go with the ORIGINAL Charilie's Angels, and in their heyday, not today.
Here they are...
1) Farah Fawcett
2) Kate Jackson
3) Jaclyn Smith
And here's a picture of All Three
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This one is hard for me actually, since i don't really know their personalities.
M would be kate, i like that wholesome look in a chick i'm gonna marry...
B would be jaclyn smith, as i've always liked her
K would be farah, but that's just because she's edged out, not out of dislike for her.
M would be kate, i like that wholesome look in a chick i'm gonna marry...
B would be jaclyn smith, as i've always liked her
K would be farah, but that's just because she's edged out, not out of dislike for her.