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SEX er som parallel parkering:
- Kvinder kan kun hvis det er under de rigtige forhold.
- Mænd kører den bare ind i første hug
- Kvinder kan kun hvis det er under de rigtige forhold.
- Mænd kører den bare ind i første hug
Min må få 21 genstande om ugen, men kun en halv sodavand, det bliver nogle stærke drinks.
DEN FØRSTE (i verden) OM BLONDE-FYR!
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this
building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm
going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm
jumping, too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
jumped, too.
The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned
beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him
again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife, who
said ...
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
(editado)
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this
building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm
going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm
jumping, too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
jumped, too.
The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned
beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him
again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife, who
said ...
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
(editado)
Niklasvs [del] para
Fastrune
HJÆLP
sidder her med en engelsk oversættelse og skal bruge hjælp til et par ord!!
1 ord stillinger (he must apley for many ............ to get a job.
2 ord lærling ???
3 ord udenlandsk repræsentant (for hes company)
på forhånd tak !
(editado)
sidder her med en engelsk oversættelse og skal bruge hjælp til et par ord!!
1 ord stillinger (he must apley for many ............ to get a job.
2 ord lærling ???
3 ord udenlandsk repræsentant (for hes company)
på forhånd tak !
(editado)
Dr_ovo para
Niklasvs [del]
apley ? - apply .... (hrmm - er det nu med 1 eller 2 p'er ?)
64 logget ind få minutter før kick off i play off
I dag er min'ses fødselsdag - hurra, hurra, hurra...
Tillykke med det Kramer, hvor gammel blir du ?
Det tror jeg ikke man må spørge om i hans alder ;)