2025-06-08 23:05

After a humdinger of a qualifier match against ANFIELD, Forest Ressurecteds turned out 6-5 winners after extra time & reach the Premier League!

Forest are Bookies favourites for an immediate return to II, following rumours that forestman has already spent his transfer budget & needs to urgently trim his bloated squad.

Forestman commented “the last time I managed a team in the premier league, I had brown hair and aluminium’s cousin mr gibbage used to make my team’s life hell. I’m hoping his form hits rock bottom next season, as I expect ours will be..”

Asked if forest reserves can stay up, forestman went very clammy and said “our chances are above 0% and below 100% according to our club statistician”.

“But who cares, we’re in the Prem!”

Forest in the Prem!!

2025-06-08 23:05

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Transfer madness??!!

2024-08-24 10:54

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Star player to be sold

2023-02-20 21:03

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Into II

2021-08-07 13:05

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League Winners!

2021-07-25 22:28

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A decent start

2021-04-14 20:47

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Forest Resurrecteds

2021-01-17 22:13

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